How to describe Jesse in a few words? We're not sure it's possible. He's fast, rad, fluid, slidey and stylish. He's our Token Media Dropout. He's not in it to win it and he's wise beyond his years. He makes this longboarding thing look easy. He's an InterGalactic Fun Wizard...

Q&A

>If you were a wheel, what size, colour and duro would you be?

 13" black and hard.

>What's the best sandwich you've eaten and where did you eat it?

 Bacon, sausage, burger and cheese BellyBuster in a field just outside of Bruton

>What was the last book you didn't read?

The Bible

>First thing you'd do if the end of the world was coming soon?

Set fire to a police car and drive it into a church.

>What's the best ginger/blonde put down you've ever received?

Called Vanny Gimli.

>Gin mixer of choice?

Doesn't matter as long as you got all the lemons and all the limes.

>What Boards do you skate?

Vandella, Sequel and the special Satan proto. (Shocker)

>What's the sketchiest takeout you've ever ordered?

Number 135, House special foo yung.

>Where's the strangest place you've ever had road rash?

The armpit.

>What did you do last Saturday night?

Sailed the void.

>A pet hate of yours is:

Wet socks.

>A guilty pleasure of yours is:

Stephen Fry's voice. 

>You have a Delorean and one return trip to the future or the past. Where do you go and what do you do?

April 2nd 1976, invest $20 in Apple Inc. 

>Describe your life to date in one word:

BLAM.

>An excuse you often use is:

"Satan told me to."

>If you could change one thing about yourself - what would it be?

Switch my hair out for an afro. 

>Tell us something surprising about yourself.

I once got in a fight with Venetian snares.