Our Head of Sales here at Lush... he's been a regular on Road Trips and local sessions for a long while.

Q&A

>If you were a wheel, what size, colour and duro would you be?

>What's the best sandwich you've eaten and where did you eat it?

Mashed potato sandwich in my kitchen.

>What was the last book you didn't read?

SAP operation manual

>First thing you'd do if the end of the world was coming soon?

Get towed into Teahupo'o while it's heaving

>What boards do you skate?

Vandella / Symbian / Future Primitive (reissue)

>What's the sketchiest takeout you've ever ordered?

Curried goat . Although I have to say it is now one of my favourites.

>Where's the strangest place you've ever had road rash?

Inside my navel.

>What did you do last Saturday night?

Celebrate my freedom.

>A pet hate of yours is:

Newspapers.

>A guilty pleasure of yours is:

Digging out my earwax . It's so satisfying when you get a nice big lump out .

>You have a Delorean and one return trip to the future or the past. Where do you go and what do you do?

I'd go back 25 years and tell myself to skate more.

>Describe your life to date in one word:

Eventful.

>An excuse you often use is:

" No I did tell you about it honest , I'm sure I did , YOU must have forgotten "

>If you could change one thing about yourself - what would it be?

Currently I would swap my left ankle for a new one.

>Tell us something surprising about yourself.

I took a gold medal in Judo at the British Nationals a few years ago .

>How much would we get for you if we weighed you in for scrap?

I think you would do pretty well . I have 6 screws in my jaw and another 6 in my left leg along with a nice steel bar . You should get something for my organs too as they are still in pretty good shape .

>What's with the socks?

Not sure really, I blame Borek . I have a fine collection now .

>How long would you last in a fight with Bruce Lee?

Longer than Chuck Norris would.